disco heat

ollies out to go scare small kids making a racket in the hallway ill report back if anyone breaks...

Mon, 06 May 2013 22:07:07 -0400

ollies out to go scare small kids making a racket in the hallway

ill report back if anyone breaks out the spectre finders

s8xyvriska: davestep: a challenge do we really want your kids sharing at story time how hot their...

Mon, 06 May 2013 22:04:25 -0400

davestep:

a challenge

do we really want your kids sharing at story time how hot their mom is

really

I dunno, that guy who works at the Day Care is pretty hot.

Ricardo.

That name sends shivers down your spine, don’t it?

Ricardo~

you cant leave me for ricardo

if im leaving you for ricardo

silenceinpresence: davestep: thoroughly charmed for life Thank ya beau, Ah’m sho’ glad t ‘ave...

Mon, 06 May 2013 22:02:36 -0400

silenceinpresence:

davestep:

thoroughly charmed for life

Thank ya beau,

Ah’m sho’ glad t ‘ave pleased

But alas, ah’ve not had da acquaintance!

What name would ya ‘ave grace ma lips today?

the names strider

dave strider

thats still a phenomenally good way to enter a conversation and anyone who says otherwise can chill in the toolbox with his friends

how do your dog tags read

s8xyvriska: davestep: s8xyvriska: Dave you have to 8e more fatherly towards our 88ies. Or I’m...

Mon, 06 May 2013 21:58:53 -0400

s8xyvriska:

davestep:

s8xyvriska:

Dave you have to 8e more fatherly towards our 88ies.
Or I’m leaving you for the mailman.

oh god no at least show me up somehow

bill from the office at least

ill take the little scamps to school if they can clearly state the cooler parent

8ill is gay, Dave.

How a8out they talk a8out their hot momma.

Moi~

a challenge

do we really want your kids sharing at story time how hot their mom is

really

50 music videos: [5/50] Studio Killers - Eros and Apollo

Mon, 06 May 2013 21:55:23 -0400

50 music videos: [5/50] Studio Killers - Eros and Apollo

s8xyvriska: davestep: s8xyvriska: He’s 3 years old. i was three once and you know what i learned...

Mon, 06 May 2013 21:54:58 -0400

s8xyvriska:

davestep:

s8xyvriska:

He’s 3 years old.

i was three once

and you know what i learned from that experience

i learned not to be a baby anymore

and here i am

Dave you have to 8e more fatherly towards our 88ies.

Or I’m leaving you for the mailman.

oh god no at least show me up somehow

bill from the office at least

ill take the little scamps to school if they can clearly state the cooler parent

galactic-witch: well I always loved your sick beats dave of course I’ll spread the word of Dave...

Mon, 06 May 2013 21:52:46 -0400

galactic-witch:

well I always loved your sick beats dave

of course I’ll spread the word of Dave Strider and his killer beats

Dave you’re just so silly sometimes

yeah I know but it’s a real workload but it’ll pay off in the end

have you turn into a vampire now I’m just kidding

well maybe the city is better in the day since it’s a lot safer.

ill be such a great legend to tell to grand kids

ah yes dave strider a beautiful man
he walked among us as a god
bathed in gold light wherever he stood
rapped his way straight into the ladies hearts
a true texan hero

i cant even begin to imagine
its a workload for me to try and find the remote
let alone split atoms
isnt that physics and blowing things up
im on the right track

see now that would be the cool side of being dead
i just developed the sniffles in the sunlight
i didnt even get a cool bouffant

((i would just like to say as an ooc side note that anyone who can handle my shenanigans is an angel...

Mon, 06 May 2013 21:48:00 -0400

((i would just like to say as an ooc side note that anyone who can handle my shenanigans is an angel and bless you friend <3))

s8xyvriska: davestep: s8xyvriska: davestep: just remember in fifty years from nowwhen they ask...

Mon, 06 May 2013 21:46:57 -0400

s8xyvriska:

davestep:

s8xyvriska:

davestep:

just remember in fifty years from now
when they ask us how we met

we met through the power of twerk

Only if you take Jimmy to school every Monday, Tuesday and Thursday.

hes got a tonka truck

he can drive that

kids gotta learn the way of the road somehow

He’s 3 years old.

i was three once

and you know what i learned from that experience

i learned not to be a baby anymore

and here i am

s8xyvriska: davestep: just remember in fifty years from nowwhen they ask us how we met we met...

Mon, 06 May 2013 21:33:32 -0400

s8xyvriska:

davestep:

just remember in fifty years from now
when they ask us how we met

we met through the power of twerk

Only if you take Jimmy to school every Monday, Tuesday and Thursday.

hes got a tonka truck

he can drive that

kids gotta learn the way of the road somehow

cha cha sliding straight to my own second funeral keep the casket warm for me

Mon, 06 May 2013 21:30:07 -0400

cha cha sliding straight to my own second funeral

keep the casket warm for me

Photo

Mon, 06 May 2013 21:27:37 -0400

s8xyvriska: davestep: s8xyvriska: No, 8ut I can twerk. my heartjust take it You’re...

Mon, 06 May 2013 21:25:53 -0400

s8xyvriska:

davestep:

s8xyvriska:

No, 8ut I can twerk.

my heart
just take it

You’re cute.

just remember in fifty years from now
when they ask us how we met

we met through the power of twerk

s8xyvriska: No, 8ut I can twerk. my heartjust take it

Mon, 06 May 2013 21:18:49 -0400

s8xyvriska:

No, 8ut I can twerk.

my heart
just take it

dave and karkat and wine

Mon, 06 May 2013 21:14:59 -0400

notoriouslypissy:

“Just because you’re dead doesn’t mean I’m going easy on you. Once you stop being the thorn in my side, I’ll ease up on you, but I’m pretty sure you’re against popping this splinter zit, so enjoy your life—death time torture.” Karkat tipped his head to the side briefly, letting Dave nuzzle in before returning his own touches.

…

And then pushing the popcorn off to the side and turning all together to place his front against Dave and his back to the TV. Karkat had seen this enough times that he could practically quote the script verbatim.

“Is that so?” He eyed the troll through his shades. “I’ll be honest, time with you does really drag on. Like a millennium passes and I kind of start to drool a little from the sheer boredom.”

He caught the bowl of popcorn with his leg before it tipped over, happy to see he’d riled the right feathers.

Leaning back and propping his arms spread over the edge of the futon, his lips fell into a snide smirk. “Wow, I’m honored. Ditching your main man Smith for me?” Dave moved his hand up to his forehead in mock faintness.

trying to sway the father of the bride why cant we be friends comes on the radio the perfect moment

Mon, 06 May 2013 21:05:19 -0400

trying to sway the father of the bride

why cant we be friends comes on the radio

the perfect moment

notoriouslypissy: davestep: thats pretty fucking done but did you come with stuffing and rolls i...

Mon, 06 May 2013 21:00:02 -0400

notoriouslypissy:

davestep:

thats pretty fucking done

but did you come with stuffing and rolls

i think thats the real question here

NO, BECAUSE STUFFING SUCKS

DO YOU KNOW WHAT STUFFING IS?

STUFFING IS BREAD THAT HAS BEEN MARINATED IN CHICKEN ASS. CHICKEN ASS, DAVE.

and id eat the ass of a chicken again too

you cant stop me
youre not my real mom

nutritious and delicious vantas fucking eat whats actually healthy for you

i said god damn

s8xyvriska: Of course! but can you bernie

Mon, 06 May 2013 20:57:44 -0400

s8xyvriska:

Of course!

but can you bernie

notoriouslypissy: davestep: i have never been so ashamed in all my life whatever am i going to do...

Mon, 06 May 2013 20:47:44 -0400

notoriouslypissy:

davestep:

i have never been so ashamed in all my life

whatever am i going to do
to right such a monstrosity
such a crime against humanity

oh the horror ive caused

GO SIT IN THE CORNER, STARE AT THE WALL, AND THINK OF WHAT YOU’VE DONE.

how about no

galactic-witch: I missed hearing your sick beats you’re honestly really talented dave. you’re so...

Mon, 06 May 2013 20:45:46 -0400

galactic-witch:

I missed hearing your sick beats you’re honestly really talented dave. you’re so silly sometimes cool kid ;) I know I’m smart but I’m not super smart although Doctor Harley is a nice title.

I only have one year left before I finish and get my phd in nuclear physics.

I’m sure there’s a lot of things to do in a big city you can practically go exploring and it sounds like an awesome adventure too.

see you get it
need to talk some sense into these other chumps
they dont see the fabulousness that is dave strider

and give yourself some credit
youre taking fucking
nuclear
physics
not super smart my time bending ass

my delicate doll skin isnt particularly fond of the sun anymore
all my exploring hits the late night hours and let me tell you
you may see all kind of sights at night
but the shock factor gets boring after awhile