ollies out to go scare small kids making a racket in the hallway
ill report back if anyone breaks out the spectre finders
a challenge
do we really want your kids sharing at story time how hot their mom is
really
I dunno, that guy who works at the Day Care is pretty hot.
Ricardo.
That name sends shivers down your spine, don’t it?
Ricardo~
you cant leave me for ricardo
if im leaving you for ricardo
thoroughly charmed for life
Thank ya beau,
Ah’m sho’ glad t ‘ave pleased
But alas, ah’ve not had da acquaintance!
What name would ya ‘ave grace ma lips today?
the names strider
dave strider
thats still a phenomenally good way to enter a conversation and anyone who says otherwise can chill in the toolbox with his friends
how do your dog tags read
Dave you have to 8e more fatherly towards our 88ies.Or I’m leaving you for the mailman.
oh god no at least show me up somehow
bill from the office at least
ill take the little scamps to school if they can clearly state the cooler parent
8ill is gay, Dave.
How a8out they talk a8out their hot momma.
Moi~
a challenge
do we really want your kids sharing at story time how hot their mom is
really
He’s 3 years old.
i was three once
and you know what i learned from that experience
i learned not to be a baby anymore
and here i am
Dave you have to 8e more fatherly towards our 88ies.
Or I’m leaving you for the mailman.
oh god no at least show me up somehow
bill from the office at least
ill take the little scamps to school if they can clearly state the cooler parent
well I always loved your sick beats dave
of course I’ll spread the word of Dave Strider and his killer beats
Dave you’re just so silly sometimes
yeah I know but it’s a real workload but it’ll pay off in the end
have you turn into a vampire now I’m just kidding
well maybe the city is better in the day since it’s a lot safer.
ill be such a great legend to tell to grand kids
ah yes dave strider a beautiful man
he walked among us as a god
bathed in gold light wherever he stood
rapped his way straight into the ladies hearts
a true texan hero
i cant even begin to imagine
its a workload for me to try and find the remote
let alone split atoms
isnt that physics and blowing things up
im on the right track
see now that would be the cool side of being dead
i just developed the sniffles in the sunlight
i didnt even get a cool bouffant
(Source: davestep, via gnosticgalaxy)
((i would just like to say as an ooc side note that anyone who can handle my shenanigans is an angel and bless you friend <3))
just remember in fifty years from now
when they ask us how we metwe met through the power of twerk
Only if you take Jimmy to school every Monday, Tuesday and Thursday.
hes got a tonka truck
he can drive that
kids gotta learn the way of the road somehow
He’s 3 years old.
i was three once
and you know what i learned from that experience
i learned not to be a baby anymore
and here i am
just remember in fifty years from now
when they ask us how we metwe met through the power of twerk
Only if you take Jimmy to school every Monday, Tuesday and Thursday.
hes got a tonka truck
he can drive that
kids gotta learn the way of the road somehow
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